Alloy's Farewell

My friends to you I bid goodbye
To the friendship that brought me sky
The year has been swell
As if coming from a wishing well
But as all things do
I have to bid adieu
How it pains me to
But there's nothing I can do
Thank you for the memories
The laughter and the tears
They'll linger in my heart
As if we never part
If by chance we meet again
May it be full of blessings in the rain
Yet for now all that I can say
Is to God for you I'll pray

SELAMAT TINGGAL JUNIOR KU YANG SEWEL
May our path collide again
Someday somewhere
You will hear my name again- ALLOY '09

to Alloy:

JUNIOR KU YANG SEWEL???

*Ko takkan dapat junior yang sewel tapi best macam aku, Fami ngan Hasis tau…

* Thanks for the poem (ke sajak? ke hapa? Ntah… pantun kot?)

* Kalo ko datang UUM, jangan jenguk awek ko je… Jenguk la kita orang k…

* Sape-sape nak kenal mamat ni, bukak alamat nih:

www.friendster.com/alloyglory

(p/s: One more year before Penang…)

The Lecturer

Sitting alone in my sister’s house made me thought about what had taken place in UUM.

Some events were good and some events were bad.

Well, that’s why we call “Life is Round”.

We would not be happy all the time.

There are always ups and downs.

However, one of the greatest moments hardly to be forgotten would be the “Bitching Around Session”.

Who says guys nowadays did not bitch around?

We did. (I mean some TEYL Cohort 4 guys…)

“Bitching Around Session” is not about us ‘selling’ ourselves. (We are not that desperate yet…)

It’s actually about us talking and sharing about things that go around us. (Girls call it ‘gossiping’ but we call it ‘bitching’. Hahaha…)

Exam time is the time where this session occurs among the guys.

And the main topic would be…

THE LECTURER

Believe it or not, this topic has been going around for every semester with different lecturer but the ‘lucky lecturer’ this time would be one of the male lecturers from Language Faculty.

This lecturer taught three subjects to some of my friends.

The subjects are:

1. Second Language Acquisition
2. Introduction to Children’s Literature
3. Teaching Aural-Oral Skills in Primary Classroom.

And for those who attended all these three classes with him last semester, I would like to say, I’m proud of you guys.

Wanna hear some of the testimonials about this lecturer?

“Well, I think I like him. He speaks English better than the other lecturer and we can understand well what he was saying.”

“He’s adorable. I don’t think he’s gonna be kedekut with our carry marks unlike other lecturers.”

Well, that the positive testimonials about him.

What about the negative remarks?

“He gave us a lot of works and the best part of all parts, he gave us the work that he is supposed to do for his PHD research. What the f**k???”

“I work my a*s off on all the works that he gave!!! And the marks he gave are LOW marks!!!”

“I think this guy is biased. He talks nicely to girls and to the guys???”

“This guy shouldn’t teach those subjects. He can’t even pronounce ‘P’!!!”

Errr… I think that would be sufficient enough for now.

But for the negative remarks, I love the last remark.

“This guy shouldn’t teach those subjects. He can’t even pronounce ‘P’!!!”

Yes, you’re right.

The lecturer could not even pronounce the word, ‘P’ properly.

Imagine if he wants to say some of the Malay Vulgar words such as:

Pukimak, he would say, BUKIMAK!!!

Pantat, he would say, BANTAT!!!

Imagine that he has a trip to Perak. Imagine what he would say to his colleague:

The Lecturer: I want to go to BERAK.

The Colleague: The toilet is just around the corner. You can BERAK there.
(dalam ati berpikir… nak pegi berak pun bagitau aku ke?)

The Lecturer: No, I said I want to to BERAK. Did you hear me?

The Colleague: Yes, I’m listening. Just go to the toilet and BERAK.

The Lecturer: (dlm ati… Masya-Allah… He couldn’t understand me.)

Well, that’s not even half of the whole part.

There’s a lot that I would really like to write here about him but I think that would be enough.

Coz I think I’ll start to crap if I didn’t stop here.

But for TEYL Cohort 4, you know well enough who the person is.

Next semester, he’s gonna teach us again and with that I would like to say:-

“GET OUT FROM THAT CLASS OR YOU WILL SUFFER TO DEATH!!!”

Wanna be like this begging-for-marks skeleton?

(p/s: The end of “Bitching Around Session” for this semester. Like Zul always said, XOXO… Gossip Girl…)

Teacher, it's your DAY...

Yesterday was teacher's day in Malaysia.

Therefore, HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY to all teachers and future teachers in Malaysia.



Due to some inevitable constraints, I could not post this entry yesterday.

As usual, my internet connection was acting up again.

And what i did yesterday was I wished some of my teachers thru SMS.

So I sent this message:

Happy teacher's day.

Sharizal drahman
sps, trs, ipp, uum

A few minutes and hours later, my cell received a few messages.

And those messages are from:

1) Dr. Lee (my Korean lecturer)

"Thank you for your message, Mr. Sharizal"

2) Madam Halijah (my Ko-K lecturer)

"Tq"

3) Madam Chiang (my IPP lecturer)

"Tq, my dear. Happy Teacher's Day to u 2"

:-)

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4) Madam Roza (my UUM lecturer)

"Tq sharizal"

5) Miss Choong (my IPP teacher and I miss her the most!!!)

"Thx dear 4 ur wishes. Same 2 u also. Tk cr"

and the last message was from:

6) Miss Haslina (my TRS teacher)

"Thnks shah sori sy bz sgt x smpt nak msg pun..."

These are the few people who have made a great difference in my life and i really hope that i could be like them...

...or even better than them.

But no matter what...

They are the BEST!!!

Thanks for all the teachers who have taught me.

By any means, I hope that our path will cross again in the future.

Insya-Allah...

(p/s: TEYL Cohort 4, Happy Teacher's Day to u guys too!!!)

Bersyukurlah...

Kekadang aku tak paham dengan perangai sesetengah manusia kat dunia ni...

Sesetengah manusia ada sifat yang tak reti nak bersyukur dengan apa yang Tuhan bagi.

Kekadang Tuhan bagi lebih daripada apa yang sepatutnya kita dapat tapi kita masih gak nak lagi.

Sebab sifat tak reti nak bersyukur ni, wujud plak sifat buruk lain...

Hasad dengki...

Cemburu tak tentu hala...

Tamak haloba...

Dan bermacam sifat lain lagi.

Aku bukan nak kata aku ni perfect sangat. Kekadang aku pun tak reti nak bersyukur tapi mak aku selalu cakap:

"Kalo kite dapat sesuatu yang elok, kita jangan lupe nak terima kasih kat Tuhan. Tapi kalo ada peluang nak dapatkan sesuatu yang lagi elok daripada apa yang kite dapat sekarang, tak salah kite cuba..."

Aku tulis entry ni sebab aku tak paham ngan sorang mamat yang wujud kat UUM ni.

Nama mamat ni Jojo (bukan nama sebenar).

Jojo ni nampak je baik bile bersembang dengan orang tapi hatinya...

Masya-Allah!!!

Tuhan je la yang tau...

Tau tak ape yang aku tak paham tentang mamat si Jojo ni?

Aku tak paham kenapa dia perlu dengki dan perlu hasut orang lain.

Tak paham kenapa dia perlu mengumpat dan mengata.

Tak paham kenapa dia perlu hasut orang agar benci-membenci antara satu sama lain.

Dan...

Tak paham kenapa dia tak bersyukur sedangkan dia dah dapat apa yang dia nak.

Aku tak paham sangat-sangat.

Kekadang aku kesian tengok mamat ni.

Baru-baru ni aku nampak dia dok sorang-sorang dia.

Macam takde orang yang nak kawan ngan dia.

Tapi bila pikir-pikir balik, mungkin inilah yang orang kata KARMA.

Bila ko buat perkara baik, perkara baiklah yang ko dapat.

Begitu jugaklah sebaliknya.

Aku cuma harap yang satu hari mamat tu akan belajar bersyukur.

Dan menyedari salah dan silap dia.

Memang banyak orang yang dia penah sakitkan termasuk aku sendiri.

Tapi bagi aku, biarlah Dia yang balas.

Aku tak mau simpan dendam kat sapa-sapa.

Aku pun dah cukup bahagia dengan apa yang aku ada sekarang walaupun aku tak kaya mana. Mungkin betul apa yang orang kata...

...kalo kite sentiasa bersyukur, yang susah pun jadi senang.

Dan aku harap aku akan takkan lupa bersyukur kalo Dia kurniakan apa-apa yang elok untuk aku.

Amin…

keep this in mind, Shah..

(p/s: Ada sape-sape nak kayakan aku?)