Jangan Tengok Sebelom MAKAN..

Entry ni kotor skit...

Jadi, kalo rasa taknak MUNTAH HIJAU. Toksah tengok la..

Aku baru balik daripada Kampung Kuala Kerpan.

Ada Program Anak Angkat.

Balik daripada sana abes badan aku.

Nape???

Naik ruam atau alergi?


Dua-dua kaki kena.. Gatey!!!


Tangan kena skit..


Bahagian yang teruk kena adalah bahagian kaki.

Tak taulah macam mana leh jadik macam ni.

Yang aku tau, kat sana aku makan tak berenti dan aku takde alergik pada pada makanan pun.

Lagi satu, umah family angkat cukup bersih.

Nape ek?

(p/s: Sebab takut melarat, aku gagah gak g klinik. Adeh..)

Meeting & Bertolak ke Kampung Kuala Kerpan

Dalam masa sejam lagi, aku akan bertolak ke Kampung Kuala Kerpan, Kedah.

Aku dan kawan-kawan ke sana untuk Program Baktisiswa.

Jadi petang ni, aku akan dapat family angkat lagi.

Semester lepas, aku dah dapat family angkat.

Semester ni dapat lagi.

Silap ari bulan terangkat.

Malam semalam ada meeting.

Gambar ni blur la plak!!!


Pengarah projek, Si Pami yang gagah... Cayalah member aku ni!!!


Diaorang saje posing khusyuk dgr taklimat masa aku amek gambar. Ntah pape budak2 ni.


Aku pun sempat jadi camwhore gak!!! Wakakaka..


Meeting semalam daripada pukul 9 sampai 11 malam.

Pas meeting kumpulan, ada meeting majlis tertinggi plak...

Aku jadik letih sebab dok meeting ja..

(p/s: Blog ni tak berupdate la nampaknya lagik!!!)

UUM UJAN & DAHAN PATAH!!!

UUM dah start HUJAN sejak 2 hari lepas.

Petang-petang je, grenti ujan.

Aku nak pegi jogging pun takleh.(Macam biasa, alasan je tu..)


Langit mendung dan suasana gelap je.. Macam GHOST TOWN jadiknyer....


Nampak tak titik ujan? Sape tak nampak, anak luar....


Suasana ujan.. Sunyi dan tenang je kan?


Tapi ni yang paling best!!! Ujan lebat ngan angin kuat. Sampai patah dahan pokok ni. Subhanallah...


Dahan tu menimpa keta yang parking bawah pokok tu.. Aku rasa macam pak arab punyer kete.

PADAN MUKE KALO PAK ARAB!!!

Satu lagi kejadian dahan patah berlaku kat Kolej TM.

Tapi aku malas nak jadi reporter.

Tido time ujan ni lagi best!!!

(p/s: Aku pening pale kene ujan aritu.. Tak penah-penah macam tu. Ujan asid kot???)

HEPY at the moment!!!!

I'm HAPPY at the moment.

Very HAPPY indeed.

Sebab jumpe kawan baru yang BAIK sangat.

I hope it last this time.

Hehehehehe...

Hepy ker muka macam ni?

Siamese Stealing Our OIL!!!

Location: Bukit Kayu Hitam, Kedah.
Date: 20th February 2010

We were on our way back to UUM when Islakh decided to stop at one of the petrol stations in Bukit Kayu Hitam, Kedah.

We were waiting for a long time since there were a lot of cars queuing in front of us.

Then, we saw one Siamese (senang cakap orang Thai) was filling in his car and also a gallon with oil.

Thank God I brought along a camera.

So, I managed to snap the photos.

The motorcycle blocked our view. He was filling his car and the gallon all at the same time.

He was in hurry when he realized that we were taking his photo.

The green coloured thing is the gallon that he filled in with oil.

He hid the gallon in his car covered with clothes.


The Siamese are taking advantage of our subsidized oil.

They bought it for a cheap price here in Malaysia and sell it with higher price in Thailand.

The best part is the petrol station’s owner did not bother about the law.

If I’m not mistaken, there’s a law in Malaysia that clearly stating that foreigners are not allowed to buy petrol more than certain amount.

I think something should be done with this.

(p/s: Kalo slalu macam ni, duit subsidi tu bukan nak tolong rakyat Malaysia tapi nak tolong orang luar. Baik takyah ada subsidi, tol tak?)

HOLIDAY NO MORE..

Such a short holiday...

Kinda miss the time where I can sleep without having to think about missing classes.

Miss the quietness of UUM...

Miss the fun I had in Hatyai..

But still...

HOLIDAY NO MORE...

NO MORE..

I want GOATEE not A GOAT!!!

It is kinda funny at times coz I always whine for not able to grow many facial hair.

I can see that some of my friends despising themselves for having it.

But it was different for me.

I badly want it.

Though Miss Penguin would criticize me by saying:

“Macam orang tua.”

Well, I don’t care. (Miss Penguin ske tengok muka aku jadi JAMBU kowt..)

I have tried many ways to get my facial hair grows but none of it succeed.

So, any suggestion for me?

Nak muke macam I ke?

Macho kan kalo ada goatee?

(p/s: Tempat lain, bulu tumbuh dengan subur ya... Hehehhehe...)

Take A Break and LAUGH...

These are some English Signs from around the world that I obtained from my Sociolinguistics class:

In a Bangkok Temple
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.

Cocktail Lounge, Norway.
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok
Drop your trousers here for the best results.

Hotel, Yugoslavia.
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Hotel, Japan
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

A Laundry in Rome
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Tokyo Bar
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

(p/s: I wish you guys have fun...)

Bebel Jumaat

Aku bukan nak kata aku ni alim.
Apatah lagi nak kata aku ni baik sangat.
Nak kata beriman, lagi la…
Memang aku ngaku aku ni tak sempurna.

Sebab tu solat pun ting tong.

Tapi aku nak try ubah semua tu.
Sikit-sikit pun takpe kan?
At least, aku buat ape yang Dia suruh.

Tapi aku ada sorang member yang ting tong solat tahap langit ke-7.
Aku bukan nak ngutuk dia kat sini.
Tapi sikap dia yang tinggal terus solat tu buat aku dok dalam dilema.

Kalo aku bangun untuk solat Subuh, aku jadi serba salah samada nak kejutkan dia atau tak.
Sebab dia ni liat nak bangun pagi.
Sekali bangun, memang takkan bangun.
Kena kejut sampai berkali-kali.
Kekadang aku nak siram je ngan air panas mamat ni.

Baru padan muke ko!!!

Kalo dia bangun pun, dia grenti akan dok menatap laptop dia.
Haram jadah nak bentang sejadah untuk solat.
Mungkin bagi dia, Tuhan dia sekarang ialah laptop dia.
Game tu plak adalah malaikat-malaikat yang menemani dia.

Tapi aku rasa the main reason dia tak solat sebab dia PERIOD.
Paham tak?
Ala.. Period cam pompuan tu.
Yang sekali sebulan tu.
Tapi mamat ni dia period setiap hari.

Sadisnye…

Jadi sekarang, salah aku ke kalo aku ke kalo dia tak solat?

(p/s: Terima kasih luangkan masa membaca bebelan aku..)

suddenly my heart says...

Maybe you are not the ONE...

I'll BACK OFF then..

For GOOD...