These are some English Signs from around the world that I obtained from my Sociolinguistics class:
In a Bangkok Temple
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Cocktail Lounge, Norway.
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
A Laundry in Rome
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Tokyo Bar
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
(p/s: I wish you guys have fun...)